https://whydoesitexist.com/2014/02/20/podcast-61-tempted-2001/2014-02-20T18:09:32+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2014/01/23/podcast-60-terminal-countdown-aka-y2k/2014-01-23T18:50:12+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2013/09/18/podcast-59-citizen-verdict-2003/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/434831552_640.jpg434831552_640The poise, the charisma. A natural born leader.2013-09-18T18:05:10+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2013/09/05/podcast-58-the-pacific-connection-1974/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/19725714ed6s3v2zwk1gd6udxn8blwt0pttomusvgw2t6vm_wrbmtscvai_enhoxevgizb1axnfpxbgammtjwscqzvhg.jpg1972571,4ed6S3v2zWk1GD6UDxN8BlwT0pTtOMusvGW2t6vM_WRbMtSCVai_EnHoxeVgiZb1aX+nfpXBgAMmtjWsCqzvHg==Oh yeah, there's an inexplicable samurai in this.2017-08-07T20:35:43+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2013/08/22/podcast-57-venice-underground-2005/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/venice20underground.jpgVenice%20UndergroundThe impossibly titillating poster that led us into this mess.2013-08-22T14:58:38+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2013/07/09/podcast-56-the-cool-and-the-crazy-1994/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/7983556371_2b9290ba86.jpg7983556371_2b9290ba86SULTRY SEX SCENES THAT POP OFF THE SCREEN! THE COOL! THE CRAZY!2013-07-09T15:49:44+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2013/06/16/podcast-55-demolition-university-1999/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/vlcsnap-2013-06-16-14h25m51s41.pngvlcsnap-2013-06-16-14h25m51s41When used properly, canned cheese can be an effective weapon.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/new.jpgnewThe improved, ''reverent'' cover art.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/220px-demolition_universeity.png220px-Demolition_UniverseityThe original, ''hard-edged'' cover art.2013-06-16T18:35:28+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2013/06/05/podcast-54-like-mike-2-2006/2019-08-20T08:55:57+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2013/05/16/podcast-53-guns-girls-and-gambling-2011/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/7344_3.jpg7344_3The last thing a bad joke sees before it dies.2013-10-11T06:47:32+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2013/04/30/podcast-52-harry-and-walter-go-to-new-york-1976/2013-05-01T01:05:36+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2013/04/15/podcast-51-the-naked-truth-1993/2013-04-16T03:10:12+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2013/03/28/podcast-50-wrong-side-of-town-2010/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wrong-side-of-town-2010-dvdrip2.jpgWrong Side Of TownOf course, every bad guy in this movie looks like a wrestling fan and/or Kevin Federline.2013-03-28T17:37:48+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2013/03/15/podcast-49-picking-up-the-pieces-2000/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/vlcsnap-2013-03-15-18h51m09s31.pngvlcsnap-2013-03-15-18h51m09s31It's impossible to understand exactly how bad the lighting situation is in this movie, but here's a taste.2013-03-17T15:27:21+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2013/02/24/749/2013-02-24T21:45:36+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2013/02/07/podcast-47-crazy-six-1997/2013-02-07T18:00:38+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2013/01/28/where-are-you-why-does-it-exist/2013-01-28T20:14:19+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/12/13/podcast-46-the-chaperone-2011/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/the-chaperone-0.jpgthe-chaperone-02012-12-13T14:33:47+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/10/30/podcast-45-campfire-stories-2001/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/vlcsnap-2012-10-30-18h16m44s127.pngvlcsnap-2012-10-30-18h16m44s127Just a good ol' fashioned CGI snake strangulation while tripping balls in the woods.2013-01-06T10:58:56+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/10/22/episode-44-busted-1997/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/vlcsnap-2012-10-22-19h47m46s199.pngvlcsnap-2012-10-22-19h47m46s199Whether or not this is an actual boner joke is really beside the point here.2012-10-22T23:54:30+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/10/11/podcast-43-venom-1981/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/venom-04.jpgVenom 04It's probably too much to ask that the eventual Oliver Reed biopic star Nick Offerman, right?2012-10-11T15:17:42+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/10/03/podcast-42-the-dead-one-2007/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/vlcsnap-2012-10-03-23h17m13s43.pngvlcsnap-2012-10-03-23h17m13s43NO, FUCK YOU, DAD!2013-01-03T17:01:32+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/09/17/podcast-41-play-dead-2009/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/vlcsnap2236632.pngvlcsnap2236632That's when Clark Duke realized he had made a terrible mistake.2012-09-22T13:55:04+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/09/10/podcast-40-they-crawl-2001/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/vlcsnap-2012-09-10-06h57m42s14.pngvlcsnap-2012-09-10-06h57m42s14In this scene, one of the poorly-developed characters gets eaten by leftover bits of code from GoldenEye 64.2012-09-10T14:37:54+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/09/04/episode-39-ted-venus-1991/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/t60491ki675.jpgt60491ki675I could've elected for the scene of Martin Mull changing, but I think contextually you need to see what this film advertises as.2012-09-04T13:58:59+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/08/27/episode-38-dolans-cadillac-2009/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/vlcsnap-2012-08-27-17h42m47s67.pngvlcsnap-2012-08-27-17h42m47s67In this scene, Slater gets pooped on by a particularly unhealthy bird.2012-08-27T21:51:05+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/08/20/podcast-37-without-men-2011/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/vlcsnap-2012-08-20-18h15m31s182.pngvlcsnap-2012-08-20-18h15m31s182You think this movie would offer plenty of opportunities to lure in pervs with a prurient screen capture, but no. Here's an upside-down (lesbian) Eva Longoria.2012-08-20T22:29:25+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/08/13/podcast-36-brando-unauthorized-2011/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/dsrhc.pngdsrhCOne of the rare occurrences in which I have nothing to add.2012-08-13T18:44:08+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/08/07/podcast-35-eldorado-2012/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/vlcsnap-2012-08-07-19h59m58s89.pngvlcsnap-2012-08-07-19h59m58s89''Based'' on the ''idea'' of The ''Blue Brothers''.2013-06-05T15:11:35+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/08/01/podcast-34-bad-girls-from-valley-high-2005/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/10442-28162.gif10442-28162This wistful picture of Christopher Lloyd brought to you by mortgage payments and unwise financial decisions.2012-08-01T12:39:38+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/07/20/podcast-33-dream-a-little-dream-2-1995/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/images.jpgimagesAs this was VHS, I had to settle for this candid culled from my vast archive of Two Coreys-related material.2012-07-20T17:11:25+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/07/13/episode-32-falling-from-grace-1992/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bug_120x60.jpgbug_120x60https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/vlcsnap-2012-07-13-08h12m09s175.pngvlcsnap-2012-07-13-08h12m09s175If Mellencamp could find a way to hook his thumbs into his belt loops while lying down on his stomach, he would.2012-07-13T12:41:23+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/07/06/podcast-31-longshot-the-movie-2001/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/024201_1.jpg024201_1This is what appears to be a coffee-stained picture of our Efron-like lead, Joey Sculthorpe, and his luxurious 'pone'.2012-07-06T16:41:19+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/06/27/640/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/rtuk_rndc_michael_madsen.jpgrtuk_rndc_michael_madsenIf tabloids were more about Michael Madsen and less about the okra that gave Oprah superpowers, I'd probably read them.2012-06-27T14:16:17+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/06/19/episode-29-blast-1997/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/blast.jpgblastTerrorist... or golfer? Who says you can't be both?2025-02-17T14:37:36+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/06/10/podcast-28-bachelor-trip-2012/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/vlcsnap-2012-06-10-19h58m01s174.pngvlcsnap-2012-06-10-19h58m01s174Why Does It Exist?: providing screen captures of Oscar winners jerking it since 2011!2012-06-11T12:35:30+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/06/03/episode-27-percy-1971/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/vlcsnap-2012-06-03-18h57m20s180.pngvlcsnap-2012-06-03-18h57m20s180Pretty much the funniest, sexiest part of this so-called sex comedy.2012-06-03T23:22:26+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/05/27/podcast-26-little-hercules-in-3d-2009/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/vlcsnap-2012-05-27-19h44m20s1.pngvlcsnap-2012-05-27-19h44m20s1I swear to you, this is the last shot of the film and Hogan's line is 'Who's your daddy?'2012-05-28T00:09:50+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/05/22/podcast-25-brainwaves-1983/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/images-1.jpgimages (1)With a title like that, I thought they would maybe get sucked into the videogame, but alas... At least we have Brainscan.2012-05-22T23:17:39+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/05/14/podcast-24-seven-below-2012/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/3e7bf__32833191.jpg3e7bf__32833191By far the most exciting scene in Seven Below.2012-05-14T16:15:03+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/05/06/podcast-23-one-trick-pony/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/one_trick_pony11.jpgOne_Trick_Pony11I almost went for one of Mopin' Simon, but this is more important in terms of archiving nonsensical shit.2025-02-09T02:21:40+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/05/01/podcast-22-hot-dogs-1980/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hotdogs.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAAs you'll find out, the DVD was defective so I could not take screen captures. Here is a picture of some hot dogs.2012-05-02T00:38:19+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/04/22/podcast-21-hog-wild-1980/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/vlcsnap-2012-04-22-11h47m44s34.pngvlcsnap-2012-04-22-11h47m44s34You know things are about to get real when your tough guy antagonists look like Robert Rodriguez and Phil Lynott.2012-04-22T16:22:34+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/04/15/podcast-20-tanyas-island-1980/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tanyas-island-6.jpgTanya's Island 6Guys, I know what this looks like. I'm here to tell you: this is exactly what's happening.2012-04-16T23:27:52+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/04/10/podcast-19-tomorrow-never-comes-1978/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hkdkd3ks0pumkhkp.jpghkdkd3ks0pumkhkpBehind the scenes peek: if there's a poster here instead of a hilarious picture, I probably forgot the DVD at Dan's.2012-04-10T22:36:19+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/04/01/podcast-18-the-magic-christian-1969/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/magicchristian_ringo_sellers.jpgmagicchristian_ringo_sellersA Confederacy of Mustaches2012-04-01T18:49:04+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/03/26/podcast-17-hard-cash-2002/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/vlcsnap-2012-03-26-20h55m43s48.pngvlcsnap-2012-03-26-20h55m43s48Mister Troyer... Are you... trying to seduce me?2012-03-27T01:07:12+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/02/12/podcast-11-not-another-not-another-movie-2011/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vlcsnap-2012-02-12-16h47m39s60.pngvlcsnap-2012-02-12-16h47m39s60I know you wanted a picture of Burt. I wanted a picture of Burt too. But life's not always fair like that.2012-03-20T19:43:58+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/02/26/podcast-13-the-man-who-loved-women-1983/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/themanwholovedwomenbmp.jpgthemanwholovedwomenbmpJust be glad this isn't the picture of Burt sculpting naked.2012-03-20T19:36:34+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/03/04/podcast-14-camp-hell-2011/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/camp_hell.jpgCamp_HellThe only accurate thing about this cover is the spelling of Eisenberg's name. I think.2012-03-20T19:35:06+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/03/11/podcast-15-the-toughest-man-in-the-world-1984/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/vlcsnap-2012-03-08-18h51m31s170.pngvlcsnap-2012-03-08-18h51m31s170A picture is worth a thousand words, and none of those are The Toughest Man in the World.2012-03-20T19:34:14+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/03/18/553/2012-03-20T19:31:50+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/02/19/podcast-12-forget-about-it-2006/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vlcsnap-2012-02-19-19h26m30s85.pngvlcsnap-2012-02-19-19h26m30s85Mickey, Alex and Dan: The Twilight Years2013-10-25T05:28:38+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/02/16/cloud-9-2006/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vlcsnap-2012-02-15-22h51m51s216.pngvlcsnap-2012-02-15-22h51m51s216The stuff of HIGH FUCKING DRAMA.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vlcsnap-2012-02-15-22h50m48s101.pngvlcsnap-2012-02-15-22h50m48s101Let's just say that if this was FeBUSEYuary, this would've been a disappointing pick.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vlcsnap-2012-02-15-22h50m02s155.pngvlcsnap-2012-02-15-22h50m02s155---- insert Chariots of Fire joke here ----https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vlcsnap-2012-02-15-22h49m43s234.pngvlcsnap-2012-02-15-22h49m43s234Little known fact, Burt Reynolds has a sailor costume written into each and every contract.2013-10-11T06:52:39+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/02/05/podcast-10-100-rifles-1969-feburtuary-celebrations-begin/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/100rifles.jpg100riflesAs promised, here's the poster that makes this movie look more awesome than it is.2012-02-05T19:46:33+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/01/31/podcast-9-year-of-the-comet-1992/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/vlcsnap-2012-01-26-23h06m40s245.pngvlcsnap-2012-01-26-23h06m40s245Here, have a grainy VHS capture of Tim Daly getting a suitcase in the nuts. Because we care about you guys, and you deserve the best.2012-01-31T13:41:19+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/01/22/podcast-8-blood-out-2011/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/vlcsnap-2012-01-22-19h56m14s92.pngvlcsnap-2012-01-22-19h56m14s92What I like about 50 Cent's acting is his ability to never inhabit roles in any way.2012-01-23T01:30:36+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/01/15/podcast-7-lucky-lady-1975/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/blog-art-lucky-lady2.jpgBlog Art - Lucky Lady2The good, the bad, the ugly.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/images.jpgimagesOh boy oh boy.2012-01-15T19:30:33+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2012/01/08/podcast-6-catch-the-heat-1987/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/catchtheheat.jpgMCDCATH EC001This is simultaneously an extremely accurate and extremely misleading image to encapsulate Catch the Heat.2012-01-08T23:41:27+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/12/31/podcast-5-arena/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/vlcsnap-2011-12-12-20h58m22s69.pngvlcsnap-2011-12-12-20h58m22s69"Samuel L. Jackson makes the single-worst choices! Why would anyone want to be in Arena?" - Someone who doesn't get it2011-12-31T21:58:00+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/about-2/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/262843_10150247719702909_502127908_7492364_1075706_n.jpg262843_10150247719702909_502127908_7492364_1075706_nhttps://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/nordog-309.jpgAlexRose2011-12-31T21:17:51+00:00weekly0.6https://whydoesitexist.com/2011/12/22/podcast-4-a-smoky-mountain-christmas/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/vlcsnap-2011-12-22-22h21m50s168.pngvlcsnap-2011-12-22-22h21m50s168Despite the fact this movie has a pyjama-clad John Ritter and an evil witch named Jezebel, most of it plays out like this.2011-12-23T03:44:35+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/12/15/podcast-3-loose-cannons/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/vlcsnap-2011-12-12-20h52m26s81.pngvlcsnap-2011-12-12-20h52m26s812011-12-16T14:55:12+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/12/08/podcast-2-passion-play-2011/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011_passion_play_001.jpg2011_passion_play_001The life that Dan aspires to.2011-12-08T13:10:01+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/12/01/podcast-1-the-bleeding/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/201103151041_bleeding21.jpg201103151041_bleeding2This is the pigman, not Ed Asner. I can see how that would be confusing, though.2011-12-01T13:39:19+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/11/13/dish-flicks-fall-2011-major-announcement/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/n48303984_33094411_4248.jpgn48303984_33094411_4248Will you able to handle it?2011-11-29T21:14:54+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/10/27/no-code-of-conduct/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/vlcsnap-2011-10-27-09h43m13s198.pngvlcsnap-2011-10-27-09h43m13s198The most exciting version of musical chairs.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/vlcsnap-2011-10-27-09h43m02s76.pngvlcsnap-2011-10-27-09h43m02s76Saigon. Shit.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/vlcsnap-2011-10-27-09h42m30s25.pngvlcsnap-2011-10-27-09h42m30s25I feel like I've seen Bret Michaels make this face before.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/vlcsnap-2011-10-27-09h41m45s75.pngvlcsnap-2011-10-27-09h41m45s75I feel like any references to tiger blood, winning or warlocks would be cheap and inappropriate.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/vlcsnap-2011-10-27-09h40m42s195.pngvlcsnap-2011-10-27-09h40m42s195The smuggest of all hostage negotiators.2011-10-27T13:52:44+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/10/13/live-freaky-die-freaky-2003/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/vlcsnap-2011-10-13-09h26m18s167.pngvlcsnap-2011-10-13-09h26m18s167The knife is a phallic symbol. - Carol J. Clover / John Roeckerhttps://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/vlcsnap-2011-10-13-09h25m44s94.pngvlcsnap-2011-10-13-09h25m44s94Perhaps Live Freaky, Die Freaky!'s ultimate influence in cinema was how it went on to inform Nicolas Cage's hairstyle choices for years to come.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/vlcsnap-2011-10-13-09h25m31s212.pngvlcsnap-2011-10-13-09h25m31s212There are times where the film actually builds a compelling visual style for itself...https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/vlcsnap-2011-10-13-09h24m10s160.pngvlcsnap-2011-10-13-09h24m10s160And other times when a disembodied head just sucks its own disembodied dick. It's art, man.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/vlcsnap-2011-10-13-09h22m55s167.pngvlcsnap-2011-10-13-09h22m55s167https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/vlcsnap-2011-10-13-09h22m25s95.pngvlcsnap-2011-10-13-09h22m25s95Live Freaky, Die Freaky! is extremely puerile, but for some reason, they barely stoop down to poop humor. Here's some puppet butt action to compensate.2011-10-25T17:21:04+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/09/29/cross-2011/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vlcsnap-2011-09-29-11h09m17s58.pngvlcsnap-2011-09-29-11h09m17s58This picture contains Danny Trejo's entire performance in Cross.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vlcsnap-2011-09-29-11h07m37s86.pngvlcsnap-2011-09-29-11h07m37s86In case you couldn't tell from the look of anger on his face and the gun in his hand.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vlcsnap-2011-09-29-11h04m27s203.pngvlcsnap-2011-09-29-11h04m27s203https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vlcsnap-2011-09-29-11h01m36s54.pngvlcsnap-2011-09-29-11h01m36s54And the people shitting train keeps chug-chug-a-chuggin' on.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vlcsnap-2011-09-29-11h01m01s233.pngvlcsnap-2011-09-29-11h01m01s233This still may not even be from this movie, to tell you the truth. This has to have happened in something else, too.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vlcsnap-2011-09-29-10h59m46s235.pngvlcsnap-2011-09-29-10h59m46s235https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vlcsnap-2011-09-29-10h57m51s77.pngvlcsnap-2011-09-29-10h57m51s77The good Dr. Carradine in the inexplicably Stuart Gordon-esque lab scene.2014-01-18T20:33:14+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/09/05/the-ape-2005/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vlcsnap-2011-09-05-23h01m47s161.pngvlcsnap-2011-09-05-23h01m47s161The experience Franco acquired looking bored and uncomfortable would serve him years later when he hosted the Oscars.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vlcsnap-2011-09-05-22h59m40s172.pngvlcsnap-2011-09-05-22h59m40s172Oscar-nominated thespian James Franco, ladies and gentlemen.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vlcsnap-2011-09-05-22h59m05s79.pngvlcsnap-2011-09-05-22h59m05s79https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vlcsnap-2011-09-05-22h58m40s66.pngvlcsnap-2011-09-05-22h58m40s66It's not a Why Does It Exist? flick if it doesn't have at least a little shit or shitting in it.2015-03-08T01:08:31+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/08/25/gunslingers-revenge-1998/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/vlcsnap-2011-08-25-12h34m01s156.pngvlcsnap-2011-08-25-12h34m01s156I will say that, despite being inexplicable, it's a pretty good-looking movie.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/vlcsnap-2011-08-25-12h28m20s62.pngvlcsnap-2011-08-25-12h28m20s62In this ill-advised scene, the village idiot pantomimes rape.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/vlcsnap-2011-08-25-12h27m15s194.pngvlcsnap-2011-08-25-12h27m15s194The adorable moppet in question.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/vlcsnap-2011-08-25-12h26m13s67.pngvlcsnap-2011-08-25-12h26m13s67There's no way this would end well in any other movie.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/vlcsnap-2011-08-25-12h25m49s105.pngvlcsnap-2011-08-25-12h25m49s105Why yes, that is a cross drawn on the Thin White Duke's forehead, why do you ask?https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/vlcsnap-2011-08-25-12h25m36s187.pngvlcsnap-2011-08-25-12h25m36s187"Ziggy played guitar..."2016-05-13T00:19:02+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/08/16/dish-flicks-july-2011/2011-08-22T20:25:36+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/08/07/330/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/loosewomen51.jpgloosewomen5https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/loosewomen12.jpgloosewomen12https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/loosewomen11.jpgloosewomen11https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/loosewomen10.jpgloosewomen10Jeepers! The ghost of the mansion is Old Man Bibbles!https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/loosewomen9.jpgloosewomen9https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/loosewomen8.jpgloosewomen8This week, on Goosebumps...https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/loosewomen7.jpgloosewomen7All in all, I'm kinda glad he dropped the creepo goatee. Makes it hard to take him seriously.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/loosewomen6.jpgloosewomen6https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/loosewomen5.jpgloosewomen5Rachel rebuffs a young Wes Anderson in his football days.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/loosewomen4.jpgloosewomen42017-06-12T01:52:13+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/07/26/bait-shop-2008/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/baitshop9.pngbaitshop9No excrement this time around, but I would like to make up to you with a caption about bodily functions.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/baitshop13.pngbaitshop13https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/baitshop12.pngbaitshop12The country world's answer to Snoop Dogg? Read on.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/baitshop11.pngbaitshop11https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/baitshop10.pngbaitshop10Billy Joe Shaver, immediately upon watching Bait Shop for the first time.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/baitshop6.pngbaitshop6Fatty fall down, make funny. - Michael Medvedhttps://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/baitshop4.pngbaitshop42017-07-28T08:36:48+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/07/12/dish-flicks-june-2011/2011-07-12T20:44:08+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/07/09/band-of-the-hand-1986/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bandof111.jpgbandof11(1)It's hard not to spot the influence this Stephen had on another Steven.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bandof161.jpgbandof16(1)1986's idea of a bad-ass henchman. Pigtails and a beret.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bandof171.jpgbandof17(1)I think that, if an ill-fated live-action adaptation of Calvin & Hobbes had ever come to pass, it would look something like this.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bandof101.jpgbandof10(1)The outfits are what I imagine a post-apocalyptic remake of West Side Story directed by Baz Lurhmann would be like.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bandof131.jpgbandof13(1)Perhaps it's no coincidence that Fishburne was still credited as 'Larry' in those days.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bandof61.jpgBANDOF6(1)RUFIO! RUFIO! RUFIO!https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bandof17.jpgbandof17https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bandof13.jpgbandof13https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bandof6.jpgbandof6RUFIO! RUFIO! RUFIO!2025-09-03T02:24:48+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/06/28/homo-erectus-2007/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h35m17s175.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h35m17s175https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h34m19s109.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h34m19s109https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h30m24s58.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h30m24s58https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h28m06s189.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h28m06s189https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h25m34s239.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h25m34s239https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h18m43s208.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h18m43s208https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h16m16s22.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h16m16s22https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h04m24s75.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h04m24s75https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h02m30s213.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h02m30s213Really impressive moves from Ron Jeremy, I'm telling you.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h01m41s215.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-28-21h01m41s2152011-07-01T21:47:03+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/06/23/picture-claire-2001/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/picture-5.pngPicture 5Gina Gershon sitting on a toilet. There, that should get me a couple of Google hits.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/picture-4.pngPicture 4https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/picture-2.pngPicture 2https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/picture-1.pngPicture 1What do they call a quarter-pounder in Toronto?https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pictureclaire8.pngpictureclaire8Despite this forceful warning, Claire gets fucked with relentlessly.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pictureclaire4.pngpictureclaire4Your honor, I'd like to present Exhibit A of Why Bruce McDonald Should Probably Not Have Stuck With Split-Screen As His 'Thing'.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pictureclaire3.pngpictureclaire3Gina Gershon has done some pretty demeaning stuff on-screen (being in Showgirls, for one) but I've never seen this look of unbridled horror anywhere else.2019-08-18T01:40:35+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/06/14/d-c-sniper-2010/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-14-11h19m44s170.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-14-11h19m44s170No shots of anyone taking a crap in this movie, so this will have to do.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-14-11h17m31s110.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-14-11h17m31s110https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-14-10h59m00s254-copy.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-14-10h59m00s254 - CopyUlli Lommel's pretty little tea party.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-14-10h21m47s188-copy.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-14-10h21m47s188 - Copyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-14-10h20m27s179-copy.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-14-10h20m27s179 - Copyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-14-10h20m14s52-copy.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-14-10h20m14s52 - CopyDo not let the relatively competent composition of this shot fool you.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-14-10h02m46s68-copy.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-14-10h02m46s68 - Copyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-14-09h59m10s213-copy.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-14-09h59m10s213 - CopyIt was very hard finding exciting pictures from this movie.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-14-09h44m16s211-copy.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-14-09h44m16s211 - Copy2015-05-23T15:48:05+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/06/07/the-la-riot-spectacular-2005/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-07-22h18m48s234.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-07-22h18m48s234Admit it, you would be very disappointed if this didn't happen.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-07-23h35m39s245.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-07-23h35m39s245https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-07-22h42m49s41.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-07-22h42m49s41Surprisingly, NOT Val Kilmer.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-07-22h39m50s61.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-07-22h39m50s61Sadly, there was no scene of someone squeezing out a turd in this movie. However, I believe this giant cock mural makes up for it.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-07-21h33m34s240.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-07-21h33m34s240Return of the living Snoops.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-07-21h26m18s228.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-07-21h26m18s228The Passion of the Chris (and Emilio).2016-08-03T03:11:46+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/06/05/dish-flicks-may-2011/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-05-15h54m54s35.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-05-15h54m54s35https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-05-15h52m24s66.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-05-15h52m24s66https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-05-15h51m28s5.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-05-15h51m28s5https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-05-15h50m13s34.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-05-15h50m13s34https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-05-15h48m21s191.pngvlcsnap-2011-06-05-15h48m21s191Not pictured: dreadlocked John C. McGinley in belly-shirt tripping on acid.2011-06-05T20:16:21+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/05/31/when-nietzsche-wept-2007/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-31-14h30m56s81.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-31-14h30m56s81This is the part where Nietzsche weeps. Spoiler alert.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-31-13h56m55s153.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-31-13h56m55s153You'd be surprised at how many of the movies I cover here include a scene of people dropping a deuce. I can't say that I expected it in this one, however.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-30-21h16m16s78.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-30-21h16m16s78'That one looks like a cat. That one looks like an umbrella.'https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-30-20h14m32s163.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-30-20h14m32s163Siggy Freud, at your service.2013-06-14T15:34:51+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/05/25/billy-the-early-years-2008/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-24-23h58m00s178.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-24-23h58m00s178The film's backgrounds budget was slashed severely when Martin Landau came on-board.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-24-23h54m22s35.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-24-23h54m22s35https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-23-19h00m22s31.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-23-19h00m22s31Wait, wait, don't tell me! I know this one!https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-23-18h45m47s242.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-23-18h45m47s242This picture is so great. Click on it. Make it your background.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-23-18h24m34s46.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-23-18h24m34s46Exclusive stills from Landau's audition tape!2011-05-29T15:48:11+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/05/20/my-own-love-song-2010/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-20-14h33m22s71.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-20-14h33m22s71I bet the movie would've played like gangbusters if this still from the hilarious split-screen sequence was used as the poster.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-20-15h12m30s12.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-20-15h12m30s12Charlie Babbit made a joke!https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-20-15h00m55s230.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-20-15h00m55s230This dude just saved 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico!https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-20-12h12m58s67.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-20-12h12m58s67https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-20-11h06m47s25.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-20-11h06m47s25Explosions: a true American art form.2011-05-20T19:35:30+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/05/17/the-chosen-one-2010/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-17-11h32m43s243.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-17-11h32m43s243This happens in a Rob Schneider movie. Nobody tapdances immediately following this.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-17-10h36m16s171.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-17-10h36m16s171This picture contains more laughs than I had during the film, but I believe that was intentional.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-17-10h27m38s103.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-17-10h27m38s103Everyone looks gigantic compared to Rob Schneider but I do like the idea that Paul Giamatti's brother is a giant.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-16-16h32m59s220.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-16-16h32m59s220https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-16-16h10m38s122.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-16-16h10m38s122The second-weirdest role for Buscemi on Why Does It Exist? thus far, I'd say.2016-03-11T21:50:38+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/05/14/corrupt-a-k-a-copkiller-1983/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-14-16h38m40s190.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-14-16h38m40s190Almost exactly like The Honeymooners, as it turns out.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-14-16h38m24s31.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-14-16h38m24s31Naptime.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-14-16h38m01s64.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-14-16h38m01s64No future, indeed.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-14-16h37m47s165.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-14-16h37m47s165https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-14-16h37m23s192.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-14-16h37m23s192It's nice that they let Lydon choose his wardrobe; that way this Whoopi Goldberg-esque outfit is preserved for all eternity.2016-06-01T14:16:54+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/05/11/somebody-to-love-1994/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-11-13h35m46s21.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-11-13h35m46s21https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-11-13h32m29s49.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-11-13h32m29s49Also a 90's staple: this fetching sweater-vest-as-shirt.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-11-13h35m00s65.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-11-13h35m00s65The original Hot Chick With Steve Buscemeyes.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-11-13h33m51s156.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-11-13h33m51s156Immediately after this, DeLorenzo pukes.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-11-13h33m36s0.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-11-13h33m36s0Having worked with dedicatees Fellini and Masina on La Strada, Anthony Quinn ponders how this has any connection whatsoever.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-11-13h35m20s19.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-11-13h35m20s19They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, here's a picture of Harvey Keitel in his underwear AND a thousand words, just in case.2015-10-31T16:52:21+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/05/06/bachelor-party-2-the-last-temptation-2008/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-03-01h40m13s141.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-03-01h40m13s141Jokes lifted wholesale from Police Academy. In 2008. https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-02-23h18m53s85.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-02-23h18m53s85What I like about this movie is that even when there are no jokes, there are still jokes on this guy's t-shirt, you know? Like double jokes.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-03-01h52m40s164.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-03-01h52m40s164Oh, shit. SPOILER ALERT. SPOILER ALERT. Sorry!https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-03-01h01m51s151.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-03-01h01m51s151You read my mind.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-02-23h01m45s15.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-02-23h01m45s152011-05-06T15:55:48+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/05/03/street-kings-2-motor-city-2011/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-02-17h45m56s245.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-02-17h45m56s245https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-02-14h49m00s53.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-02-14h49m00s53https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-02-14h33m56s216.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-02-14h33m56s216Liotta suddenly realizes he misheard; this isn't the set of Three Kings 2.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-02-13h50m43s161.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-02-13h50m43s161https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-01-21h53m20s195.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-01-21h53m20s195https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-01-21h21m52s251.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-01-21h21m52s251Do you like this type of shot? Then you'll LOVE Street Kings 2: Motor City!https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-01-21h15m46s175.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-01-21h15m46s175'Say hi to your mother for me.'https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vlcsnap-2011-05-01-20h56m35s179.pngvlcsnap-2011-05-01-20h56m35s179If for some reason Liotta is nominated for an award for this pile of shit, this would be his Oscar clip moment.2023-01-04T04:37:57+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/04/26/cold-feet-1989/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/coldfeet5.pngcoldfeet5https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/coldfeet4.pngcoldfeet4This is about as much emoting as Torn does in this.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/coldfeet3.pngcoldfeet3No cats were harmed in the making of this film. That kitten, on the other hand...https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/coldfeet2.pngcoldfeet2Not pictured: Tom Waits literally chewing the wall.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/coldfeet1.pngcoldfeet1In this scene, Waits shows his appreciation for my slightly creepy fandom2017-07-10T22:02:26+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/04/15/dracula-prisoner-of-frankenstein-1972/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vlcsnap-2011-04-13-18h25m03s27.pngdracvsfrank5There are no words.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vlcsnap-2011-04-13-18h10m56s236.pngdracvsfrank4I think 'Rusty' may be more appropriate than Morpho, but that's just me.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vlcsnap-2011-04-13-18h08m58s81.pngdracvsfrank3Perhaps Mel Brooks is a Franco fan?https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vlcsnap-2011-04-13-18h10m07s25.pngdracvsfrank2Seward in full-on Clooney mode.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vlcsnap-2011-04-13-18h12m47s78.pngdracvsfrank1One of the only shots of Dracula that isn't a) a rubber bat or b) asleep in a coffin2011-05-01T23:37:54+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/04/23/harold-2008/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/harold9.pngharold9Boobs: every teenage kart racer's kryptonite.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/harold8.pngharold8https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/harold7.pngharold7A tender moment.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/harold6.pngharold6This encapsulates my feelings towards Cuba Gooding Jr.'s career better than words ever could.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/harold5.pngharold5Surprisingly enough, this is not a joke about Harold's butt.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/harold4.pngharold4He knows. HE KNOWS.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/harold3.pngharold3https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/harold2.pngharold2https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/harold1.pngharold12014-09-15T04:05:44+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/04/19/internet-dating-2008/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/internetdating5.pnginternetdating5Trey weaving his magic.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/internet-dating-movie-poster.jpginternet-dating-movie-posterThis drew me in, as I'm sure it would draw you in as well.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/internetdating4.pnginternetdating4I didn't alter this picture, by the way.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/internetdating3.pnginternetdating3The moment that will go down in history as 'The Pickle Scene'.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/internetdating2.pnginternetdating2Word is Master P consulted with David Fincher to make this scene and the other 22 just like it more dynamic.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/internetdating1.pnginternetdating1I guess this scene is a given in a movie about Internet dating.2019-07-11T11:43:47+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/04/12/out-in-fifty-1999/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vlcsnap-2011-04-12-13h14m30s11.pngoutinfifty6Sterling police work.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vlcsnap-2011-04-12-13h10m52s184.pngoutinfifty5Heart-wrenching.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vlcsnap-2011-04-12-12h56m35s78.pngoutinfifty4The poison-dart killer kills this effeminate Brian Setzer / Liberace wannabe, for some reason.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vlcsnap-2011-04-12-12h52m05s185.pngoutinfifty3https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vlcsnap-2011-04-12-12h51m19s93.pngoutinfifty2Just strollin' along with this incredibly annoying stranger dressed as Evel Knievel, enjoying the sunshine.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vlcsnap-2011-04-12-12h52m16s39.pngoutinfifty1The man. The legend. The fashion god. 2011-05-01T23:37:29+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/04/29/blood-into-wine-2010/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bloodintowine4.pngbloodintowine4https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bloodintowine3.pngbloodintowine3This movie doesn't lend itself to hilarious quips. Goddamn it.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bloodintowine2.pngbloodintowine2Again, nothing witty here. Move along.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bloodintowine1.pngbloodintowine1Actually, if I was Perez Hilton I could say something like 'Here is Maynard James Keenan, hard at work on the new A Perfect Circle album' but I'm not and he's not. He's just shitting.2022-12-10T06:05:02+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/contact/2020-06-29T19:22:23+00:00weekly0.6https://whydoesitexist.com/2011/04/07/13/https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vlcsnap2010122811h24m05_0.pngGunValAs you can see, not at his most presentable.https://whydoesitexist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/gun_still3.jpgGun150 Cent and the thing he loves best.2020-02-29T08:28:06+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.com/2011/04/07/why-does-why-does-it-exist-exist/2011-04-07T21:15:53+00:00monthlyhttps://whydoesitexist.comdaily1.02025-09-03T02:24:48+00:00