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Gunslinger’s Revenge (1998)

In Reviews on August 25, 2011 at 12:37 pm

Why yes, that is a cross drawn on the Thin White Duke's forehead, why do you ask?

I think a good part of my inexplicable fascination with rock stars in film roles is the fact that, more often than not, rock stars are incapable of shedding their persona for the purposes of the film. Someone like Mick Jagger has spent close to fifty years (Christ almighty) acting like some sort of walking embodiment of sex, Satanism and letting the good times roll (and in later years, of overstated mincing and mullet-like haircuts), so why should he suddenly drop the act that has essentially taken over his entire state of being? That’s why almost all of the good rock star performances are basically just a version of themselves (as in Jagger’s Performance). David Bowie is one of the only musician-turned-actors who has actually managed to shed the constraints of his stage persona on the silver screen, owing most probably to the fact that there has never been a ‘true’ Bowie persona for more than a few years at a time.

It’s true that his performance in The Man Who Fell to Earth isn’t far removed from his Ziggy Stardust stuff and his turn as Nikolai Tesla in The Prestige takes full advantage of his gnomish, kd lang-esque current incarnation but Bowie has nonetheless succeeded in delivering performances in films wherein he does more than simple affectless posturing. On the other hand, like 99% of musicians who turn to acting, his choice of roles has landed him in truly inexplicable places like a low-budget Canadian children’s film or going to Italy to make a western with Harvey Keitel. Read the rest of this entry »

Dish Flicks – July 2011

In Dish Flicks on August 16, 2011 at 5:34 pm

Like all good narcissists, I spend time looking over my work. Not because I want to find mistakes, necessarily, but because I’m often so damn proud I get anything done. Inevitably, I find mistakes in the reviews that I post on the site. Typos, sentences that were never finished, ideas that are repeated twice in the same paragraph… all that good shit. As some of you might know, this is embarrassing because I actually make a living (most days, anyway) finding and correcting mistakes in other people’s work. If for some reason you were reading this site and thinking ‘well, I’d give this guy a high-paying job’ and you were somehow undeterred by the amount of dick jokes contained within, please note that I actually am a great proofreader ‘n shit. Consequently, please accept my apologies for any typos contained therein. Read the rest of this entry »

Loose Women (1997)

In Reviews on August 7, 2011 at 5:26 pm

This week, on Goosebumps...

It’s certainly not unheard of for an actor who hits the big time to find one of their early projects re-released (or finding release for the first time) to capitalize on their new-found fame. It happened to Bradley Cooper this year with a ten-year-old rom-com named Breaking All the Rules; it happened to Amy Adams with a similarly terrible-looking flick called Moonlight Serenade. While it’s certainly a pretty cheap move by whoever holds the rights to the movie, it’s pretty excusable by the fact that there now exists an audience where there was once mass apathy.  Compare that to the flaming trainwreck covered in exploding babies that is Charlie Sheen’s life. Read the rest of this entry »